Wednesday, March 4, 2009




Damn after 17 years Jay Leno is finally leaving and all i can say is its about time, I don't know if he was just getting old but hes not even funny anymore, but who will replace him? None other than Conan O'Brian probably the funniest late night show host out there. I know this is old news to some people but o well.

So your probably asking yourself well then who is going to replace Conan? and if your not asking yourself that question then you better start asking that question because I'm about to answer it... (Drum Roll please) None other then Faggot no that's not his real name and if you haven't checked the link already, its former SNL personality Jimmy Fallon. His first show was today and all I can say is... It sucked, enough said, if you watched it tonight I think you'll agree with me. I hope it gets better from here because if not, Jimmy Fallon better get ready for the most inspirational, the most encouraging letter that I will ever write that will change his life and hopefully his humour and will therefore make him the funniest thing out there. No worries guys I got it all covered. In the meanwhile i'll leave you with this video to munch on.





O and to those of you wondering, no Jay Leno is not actually leaving he's just giving his time slot up to Conan so that his show can be shown earlier... What a gentleman

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Just a thought

It's Cadiz checkin in its 1:30 am im fucking bored and seeing as I'm Unemployed at a school I therefore have nothing else to do but to blog and besides something just random just crossed my mind and I'm deciding to share it to the world, hold the applause's till later please. Btw while your reading this, keep white people in mind (no this is not racist) or maybe it is ill let you decide.

Have you guys ever noticed that music goes through a cycle? just like life the cycle starts off with birth, growth, mainstream, acceptance, decline, then finally death and sure add in reincarnation if you believe in that. But anyways have you ever noticed the final stage has never been reached in "black music" or rap? Yes you heard it here first hip hop will never die. Yes its one of those wtf, ya cadiz please tell me more moments... Well I've come to a conclusion and its pretty simple. White people! while most races have moved on from NWA, Tupac, And Easy-E. White people are stuck in the 90. Now keep in mind I'm not speaking for all white people when I say this but there are certain people, people you may even know *cough mr.roboto that keep on bumping those Easy E tunes or the classic 90's hit F*ck the Police by NWA and refuse to listen to anything "new". Then you ask them, damn man have you listened to the new weezy tune and their all like "Thats not real hip hip" acting all hard because he just listened to Gangsta, Gangsta or Hit'Em Up by Tupac. Then you ask them alright, have you ever listened to Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five or even Krs One? and they give you a blank look.

Now back to my point Hip hop will never die because there's always going to be that white person that puts on muthafukkin g's by Easy E for the first time, then convince himself that they're Gangstaaa, and that same day will probably hit up their local Stitches or Mecca and proceed to buy XXL Long Tee's, Tuck their dickies in their socks, and rock it with Tims and proceed to give them self a bad ass nickname because Skylar and Remmington just doesn't cut it out on the mean streets of Canada. Admit it you see one of these people everyday.

Now your probably saying Cadiz what the fuck are you talking about? Jazz has been around for decades that's never died. Well just like how white people keep old school hip hop alive, Jazz can thank all the bookstores out there willing to play countless Jazz albums because lets be real whens the last time you picked up a Kenny G album or even know who he is?

Now enough with this im gone to go eat some mashed potatoes and some spinach casserole which I would like to thank white people for. Who knows maybe sometime in the future they'll be the ones making sure jerk chicken, or fried chicken stays "cool" wait wtf am i saying food never changes... Damn i must be tired

Monday, March 2, 2009

Attention: Michael Jackson is having a garage sale...

It has recently come to my attention that the King of Pop is liquidating his assets. Everything must go! In Crowd fans, I encourage you to attend this auction on April 21 as all his priceless shit will now become property of the highest bidder. Historic artifacts such as his gold and platinum records, his various prestigious awards (e.g. his AMA for "Thriller"), his rhinestone socks from the 80's, a basketball signed by Michael Jordan and possibly some leftover wine and pills from his latest sleepover will be put on the table. Keep it posted for live coverage on what is...the greatest garage sale of all time.

Shaq/Bosh Beef

So we all probably know what Chris Bosh of the Toronto Raptors said about Shaq If
you don't, you can read it here. Earlier today Shaq responded by saying...

"I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that's strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men," O'Neal said. "I'm going to do the same thing (in their next meeting) I did before - make him quit. Make 'em quit and complain. It's what I do."
Via The Arizona Republic

Now just for all you people who have no clue who RuPaul is well he is basically an actor/actress. Yes, an actor/actress. He is a cross dressing performer who a lot of us wouldn't know. But just to see what he looks like, here he is.


Friday, February 27, 2009

Random Post

"Your factory warranty is about to expire ... You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage ... This is the final call before we close the file. Press 1 to speak to a representative about your vehicle, press 2 to be taken off the follow-up list."

Is it just me or do these things keep on fucking coming its starting to piss off and I know im not the only one thats gets these messages my nigz kennys-kens, O'juice, and J-Grillz all have been getting them and I know the millions of readers on this blog has gotten it atleast once. So the in crowd decided to do a little dectective work and heres what I came up with...

It looks like this scam has been going on for years in the US and has not somehow made its way to Canada but my question is how the fuck is a Missouri based company get away with scam calling Canadians. Im tired of sitting in class and hearing my mobile phone go off only to hear that its for a car warranty, and the only excuse i can tell my teacher is that my insurance company called me and told me that my car warranty is expiring. I mean even saskatchewan has blacklisted the company, why can't we?

If you want a full explanation ch ch check this out

Thursday, February 26, 2009

The In Crowd Presents...

Here is the newest thing out of the streets of Altona Rd. The baddest thing to walk the halls of St.Mary, and fellow friend of all members of the In Crowd. Giancarlo releases his first single of the possible future mixtape "Documents of a Skool Boy" Chartered Accoutant featuring yours truly...Juice The Jamaican Canadian Thug.
Enjoy.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Remember This......Episode 2

With the premiere of Transformers II approaching, I decided to take a stroll down memory lane and came up with the second episode of "Remember This..." You people remember "Beasties" or "Beast Wars" same show...different title. But yea, it was basically all the transformers characters as animals. With like Optimus as the Gorilla and Megatron as the T-Rex. Don't remember? Let me refresh your memory.

Remember now??