Attention: Michael Jackson is having a garage sale...

It has recently come to my attention that the King of Pop is liquidating his assets. Everything must go! In Crowd fans, I encourage you to attend this auction on April 21 as all his priceless shit will now become property of the highest bidder. Historic artifacts such as his gold and platinum records, his various prestigious awards (e.g. his AMA for "Thriller"), his rhinestone socks from the 80's, a basketball signed by Michael Jordan and possibly some leftover wine and pills from his latest sleepover will be put on the table. Keep it posted for live coverage on what is...the greatest garage sale of all time.