You Fucked Up...

R&B artist turned criminal, Chris Brown should be ready to face the music soon and take responsibilities for his actions. Currently enjoying water skiing trips in Miami, he seems to be taking the subject very lightly but I guarantee SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN Thursday when Oprah will air, live, an hour-long segment on domestic violence and voice her opinion on the subject at hand. By 5 pm. Eastern time, America will be united in the fight against Chris Brown as Oprah is almost definitely going to back up Rihanna on this one. Enjoy your freedom while you still can cause prison won't be too friendly to a 19 year old R&B artist.

To recap the situation...
1. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle causing an approximate one inch raised circular contusion. Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robin F’s. mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.
2. Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, “I’m going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!”
3. Robyn F. picked up her cellular telephone and called her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales at (818) ***-****. Rosales did not answer the telephone but while her voicemail greeting was playing, Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, “I’m on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.” (This statement was made while the greeting was playing and was not captured as a message). After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, “You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!”
4. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.
5. Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear.
6. Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F’s. left and right carotid arteries causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her.
7. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away.

Advice to Breezy... Don't drop the soap. I assure you a prisoner is stronger than Rihanna.

Dwyane Wade - MVP

In a race for one of the NBA's most prestigious awards, Most Valuable Player, Dwyane Wade shows why he should be considered for this year along the likes of LeBron James, Kobe Bryant and Chris Paul. This is one of Wade's best performances of the year ending the game off with 48 points, 12 assists, 6 rebounds, 4 steals, and 3 blocks and an amazing buzzer beater to win the game.

Now I'm Going to Kill You!

fast forward to 2:18, you fuckin crazy Chris Brown

Life is ROUGH!!!

If you know me...you probably one of my favourite sayings is "Life's Rough" and this video proves how ROUGH life really is LMAO
Enjoy.

Day And Night Crookers Remix

Damn after 17 years Jay Leno is finally leaving and all i can say is its about time, I don't know if he was just getting old but hes not even funny anymore, but who will replace him? None other than Conan O'Brian probably the funniest late night show host out there. I know this is old news to some people but o well.

So your probably asking yourself well then who is going to replace Conan? and if your not asking yourself that question then you better start asking that question because I'm about to answer it... (Drum Roll please) None other then Faggot no that's not his real name and if you haven't checked the link already, its former SNL personality Jimmy Fallon. His first show was today and all I can say is... It sucked, enough said, if you watched it tonight I think you'll agree with me. I hope it gets better from here because if not, Jimmy Fallon better get ready for the most inspirational, the most encouraging letter that I will ever write that will change his life and hopefully his humour and will therefore make him the funniest thing out there. No worries guys I got it all covered. In the meanwhile i'll leave you with this video to munch on.





O and to those of you wondering, no Jay Leno is not actually leaving he's just giving his time slot up to Conan so that his show can be shown earlier... What a gentleman

Just a thought

It's Cadiz checkin in its 1:30 am im fucking bored and seeing as I'm Unemployed at a school I therefore have nothing else to do but to blog and besides something just random just crossed my mind and I'm deciding to share it to the world, hold the applause's till later please. Btw while your reading this, keep white people in mind (no this is not racist) or maybe it is ill let you decide.

Have you guys ever noticed that music goes through a cycle? just like life the cycle starts off with birth, growth, mainstream, acceptance, decline, then finally death and sure add in reincarnation if you believe in that. But anyways have you ever noticed the final stage has never been reached in "black music" or rap? Yes you heard it here first hip hop will never die. Yes its one of those wtf, ya cadiz please tell me more moments... Well I've come to a conclusion and its pretty simple. White people! while most races have moved on from NWA, Tupac, And Easy-E. White people are stuck in the 90. Now keep in mind I'm not speaking for all white people when I say this but there are certain people, people you may even know *cough mr.roboto that keep on bumping those Easy E tunes or the classic 90's hit F*ck the Police by NWA and refuse to listen to anything "new". Then you ask them, damn man have you listened to the new weezy tune and their all like "Thats not real hip hip" acting all hard because he just listened to Gangsta, Gangsta or Hit'Em Up by Tupac. Then you ask them alright, have you ever listened to Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five or even Krs One? and they give you a blank look.

Now back to my point Hip hop will never die because there's always going to be that white person that puts on muthafukkin g's by Easy E for the first time, then convince himself that they're Gangstaaa, and that same day will probably hit up their local Stitches or Mecca and proceed to buy XXL Long Tee's, Tuck their dickies in their socks, and rock it with Tims and proceed to give them self a bad ass nickname because Skylar and Remmington just doesn't cut it out on the mean streets of Canada. Admit it you see one of these people everyday.

Now your probably saying Cadiz what the fuck are you talking about? Jazz has been around for decades that's never died. Well just like how white people keep old school hip hop alive, Jazz can thank all the bookstores out there willing to play countless Jazz albums because lets be real whens the last time you picked up a Kenny G album or even know who he is?

Now enough with this im gone to go eat some mashed potatoes and some spinach casserole which I would like to thank white people for. Who knows maybe sometime in the future they'll be the ones making sure jerk chicken, or fried chicken stays "cool" wait wtf am i saying food never changes... Damn i must be tired

Attention: Michael Jackson is having a garage sale...

It has recently come to my attention that the King of Pop is liquidating his assets. Everything must go! In Crowd fans, I encourage you to attend this auction on April 21 as all his priceless shit will now become property of the highest bidder. Historic artifacts such as his gold and platinum records, his various prestigious awards (e.g. his AMA for "Thriller"), his rhinestone socks from the 80's, a basketball signed by Michael Jordan and possibly some leftover wine and pills from his latest sleepover will be put on the table. Keep it posted for live coverage on what is...the greatest garage sale of all time.

Shaq/Bosh Beef

So we all probably know what Chris Bosh of the Toronto Raptors said about Shaq If

you don't, you can read it here. Earlier today Shaq responded by saying...

"I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that's strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men," O'Neal said. "I'm going to do the same thing (in their next meeting) I did before - make him quit. Make 'em quit and complain. It's what I do."

Via The Arizona Republic

Now just for all you people who have no clue who RuPaul is well he is basically an actor/actress. Yes, an actor/actress. He is a cross dressing performer who a lot of us wouldn't know. But just to see what he looks like, here he is.